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Funny would you rather questions.

Funny would you rather questions give two silly choices, like super strength that only works on jars, and everyone has to pick one. Here are 60 for parties, team socials and any room that needs a laugh.

Sample

Run as a live poll

Would you rather turn any song into elevator music or make any room smell of fresh cookies?

Ask it live as a 2-option poll – everyone votes from their phone, free for 100 people.

All 60 questions

Every question works as a 2-option live poll: the two choices are the answers.

Silly powers

  1. Would you rather turn any song into elevator music or make any room smell of fresh cookies?
  2. Would you rather talk to plants, but they only complain, or talk to furniture, but it only gossips?
  3. Would you rather fold a fitted sheet perfectly every time or always find the end of the sticky tape?
  4. Would you rather teleport, but only into the next room, or turn invisible, but only while you hold your breath?
  5. Would you rather know the Wi-Fi password everywhere you go or never step on a toy brick again?
  6. Would you rather have super strength, but only for opening jars, or have super speed, but only for tying shoelaces?
  7. Would you rather sneeze glitter or hiccup bubbles?
  8. Would you rather control the weather, but only within one meter of you, or control the TV, but only in other people’s homes?
  9. Would you rather always land your toast butter-side up or always pick the fastest checkout?
  10. Would you rather speak only in rhymes for a day or speak only in questions for a day?
  11. Would you rather summon any snack, but only ones you dislike, or summon socks, but never a matching pair?
  12. Would you rather shrink to the size of a mouse whenever you like or grow as tall as a giraffe once a week?
  13. Would you rather breathe underwater, but only in the bath, or see in the dark, but only inside your fridge?
  14. Would you rather never lose at rock, paper, scissors, or never lose a staring contest?
  15. Would you rather dance like a pro, but only when nobody is watching, or sing like a star, but only inside an elevator?

Everyday chaos

  1. Would you rather always have one sock missing or always have a tiny stone in your shoe?
  2. Would you rather have your phone change one word to “banana” every day or have your phone add a random emoji to every message?
  3. Would you rather always walk into a room and forget why or always forget a person’s name the second they tell you?
  4. Would you rather have a printer that works but screams or have a silent printer that jams every third page?
  5. Would you rather always get the shopping cart with the wobbly wheel or always pick the checkout that closes just as you reach it?
  6. Would you rather wave back at someone who was waving at someone else or say “love you” by mistake at the end of a work call?More personal
  7. Would you rather have your earphones tangle every single time or have one earbud always on 10% battery?
  8. Would you rather send a voice note of yourself singing by mistake or like a friend’s photo from five years ago by mistake?
  9. Would you rather always have the wrong song stuck in your head or always think a stranger’s ringtone is yours?
  10. Would you rather wear a wet sock for an hour or walk barefoot on a sticky floor?
  11. Would you rather sit next to someone eating chips loudly on a long bus ride or sit next to someone watching videos with no headphones?
  12. Would you rather forget your password every morning or forget your umbrella every time it rains?
  13. Would you rather sing the wrong words loudly at a concert or clap at the wrong moment at a concert?
  14. Would you rather lose the TV remote once a day or lose your keys once a week?
  15. Would you rather have your camera switch on by surprise during a call or have your mic stay on while you sing along to the radio?

Food

  1. Would you rather eat soup with a fork or eat cereal with chopsticks?
  2. Would you rather have every sandwich you make fall apart or have every ice cream melt in 30 seconds?
  3. Would you rather only eat food that is yellow or only eat food that is green?
  4. Would you rather get popcorn that’s half unpopped or get a bag of chips that’s all broken bits?
  5. Would you rather have your toast always a little burnt or have it always a little underdone?
  6. Would you rather drink a smoothie made of your three least favorite foods or eat a pizza topped with all three?
  7. Would you rather eat everything with the hand you don’t write with or eat every meal standing up?
  8. Would you rather share fries with someone who takes the biggest ones or share with someone who takes all the crispy bits?
  9. Would you rather put mayonnaise on everything or never have any sauce again?
  10. Would you rather live in a house made of cake when it rains or live in a house made of ice cream when it’s sunny?
  11. Would you rather bite into a raisin cookie you thought was chocolate chip or drink orange juice right after brushing your teeth?
  12. Would you rather eat a whole lemon or eat a whole raw onion?
  13. Would you rather have a talking fridge that judges your snacks or have a microwave that sings while it works?
  14. Would you rather eat only cereal for a month or eat only leftovers for a month?
  15. Would you rather always order the wrong thing at a restaurant or always get food envy from the next table?

Animals

  1. Would you rather have a cat that talks but is always sarcastic or have a dog that sings every time you come home?
  2. Would you rather ride a giant tortoise to work or ride a very fast ostrich to work?
  3. Would you rather have a pet penguin or have a pet otter?
  4. Would you rather be chased by an angry goose or be chased by a crowd of excited puppies?
  5. Would you rather have a parrot that repeats your secrets or have a goat that eats your homework?
  6. Would you rather be a sloth for a day or be a hummingbird for a day?
  7. Would you rather have a squirrel as your assistant or have a crow as your messenger?
  8. Would you rather swap lives with your pet for a week or let your pet do your job for a day?
  9. Would you rather have the memory of an elephant or have the eyesight of an eagle?
  10. Would you rather own a llama that spits when it disagrees or own a cat that knocks over your drink when it’s bored?
  11. Would you rather be followed everywhere by a friendly pigeon or be followed everywhere by a curious seagull?
  12. Would you rather live with 20 cats or live with 5 huge dogs in a small apartment?
  13. Would you rather have an octopus as your cook or have a beaver as your builder?
  14. Would you rather nap anywhere like a cat or run like a cheetah, but only for 10 seconds?
  15. Would you rather have a pet dinosaur the size of a hamster or have a hamster the size of a dinosaur?

How to play funny would you rather

Read the question with a straight face and give people five seconds to choose. The best moment is when someone defends an option that nobody else picked, so ask the smallest side first.

  • At a party. Take turns reading a question. Whoever picked the less popular option reads the next one.
  • On a video call. Run it as a live poll and show the result. A 50–50 split on whether to sneeze glitter is a great way to start a meeting.
  • As a warm-up. Use one question before a workshop or after lunch, when a room needs waking up. Two minutes is enough.

What makes a would you rather question funny

Both options should be equally ridiculous, and small details beat big ones. A printer that screams gets more laughs than the end of the world.

A few questions here are more personal, such as saying “love you” by mistake on a work call. They carry a More personal tag, and the picker skips them while Work-safe only is on.

FAQ

Questions about this list

What are some funny would you rather questions?
Two of our favorites: “Would you rather have super strength, but only for opening jars, or super speed, but only for tying shoelaces?” and “Would you rather have a printer that works but screams, or a silent printer that jams every third page?”
How do you make a would you rather question funny?
Make both options a little absurd and equally bad, and keep them short. A small, specific detail gets more laughs than a big, vague one.
Are these funny questions OK for work?
Almost all of them. A few carry a More personal tag. The picker hides them while Work-safe only is on, which is the default.
Can I use these with teenagers?
Most of them, yes. For a class of 13 to 17 year olds, the teens list is written with school in mind.
Can the group vote live?
Yes. Make a RiLiFi poll with the two choices as answers. Everyone votes from their phone and the result fills the big screen. The free plan covers 100 people per session.